He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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