But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
two words...techno handjob
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize