Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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