she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think a kid would responsible me up
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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