i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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