The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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