If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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