For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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