Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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