Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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