i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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