I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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