I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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