bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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