He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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