We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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