4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There r osticjed everywhere
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
last night I used snow as a chaser
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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