YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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