just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We are two peas in an std pod
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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