Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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