guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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