Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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