Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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