thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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