You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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