If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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