Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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