4 words: hood of his car
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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