Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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