i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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