its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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