do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
