tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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