Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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