Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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