So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
