Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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