My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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