Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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