he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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