Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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