just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He shit in the fireplace
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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