hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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