Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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