My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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