sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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