Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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