Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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