Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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