The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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