My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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