CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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