Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
that's an acceptable place to lick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So squirting runs in the family.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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