Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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