the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
someone owes me an orgasm
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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