we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Pants are for mortals
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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