you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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