Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Sext me about skeletons
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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