Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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