I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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